Produce, Me? is a choose-your-own-adventure thrill ride through fame, fraud, and fantastical chaos.

This isn't a rags-to-riches tale. It’s a “what-the-hell-just-happened?” spiral of unreliable memory, orchestrated mayhem, and existential comedy.

If The Truman Show, Fight Club, and Birdman had a weird little baby raised on ramen, old movie posters, and morphine dreams—this would be it.

Choose wisely. Or don’t. The show must go on.

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